"Pants" by Corky and the Juice Pigs

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Pants - Pants

There's a power within me
There's an empire down below
Where energy and miracles
Are free and often flow
So come on everybody now
Men and women, young and old
I can feel your pain
If you touch my pants

My pants love you
My pants need you
My pants want you in the middle of the night

Come on everybody now want my pants
Come on everybody now love my pants
Come on everybody now touch my pants
Come on everybody now lick my pants

My pants!
They're a miracle!
You know they're great
You know they're not spherical
When I move they do a dance
Everybody loves my funky pants
London, England
Paris, France
Come on down for a little romance
Everybody take a chance
Come on down and touch my pants!

Everybody, everybody
My pants!
[repeated in mix]
Yes touch me now

It's M.C. Kielbasa
We're rocking in the house on the microphone
Uh-huh
He's gonna tell you a little bit
About where he is from

I'm a sausage, I'm a sausage
I'm a spicy Eastern European sausage, baby

Oh yeah, M.C., gimmee a slice of that
How ya doin', y'all?
Are you ready to get funky now, yeah
Are you ready to get funky in the middle of the night
Lemmee hear you say Yo!

Yo!

Lemmee hear you say Yoyo!

Yoyo!

Lemmee hear you say [eastern chant]

Pants!
Pants are like Jesus
They can cure all known diseases
They get stained when you dip them in cheeses
They get cold in the breezes
You're an ocean, they're in seases
You're a cat, they get fleases
My pants they always pleases
My pants they love you baby

Come on everybody now want my pants
Come on everybody now love my pants
Come on everybody now touch my pants
Come on everybody now lick my pants
My pants!

Page last updated in July, 2004.

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