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The name Kimberly Chapman appears at the top in gradient blue. A gold necklace with a double heart pendant is in the middle. The title Sorrows of Adoration appears at the bottom in matching gradient blue.

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A woman in a green, medieval Irish dress over a white chemise is shown from behind. She has long brown hair decorated with white flowers.

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A fantasy picture of a Wolfen holding a skull, overlooking an armed skeleton. This is the cover of the Palladium supplement called Adventures in the Northern Wilderness, copyright Palladium Books Inc. 1993.

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The candles are melted into weird twisted shapes resulting from the surfaces they were near when they melted. Some are curly, others bend over and hang straight down off of the shelf. The round candle is now more oval-shaped with a flat bottom and top.

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A heart-shaped, green lily pad cake surrounded by water and stones. A boy frog sits on the pad while a girl frog smiles up at him from the water.

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A cake shaped like a stack of books. The fake titles are: Di's Journal, 101 Ways to Kill a Smurf, A Field Guide to Goo, How to Make Bill Gates Explode, The Science of Guinea Pig Poo, and How the Dingbat Got His Ding.

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A cake designed after Terry Pratchett's Discworld. A flat, round world is carried on the backs of four elephants, which in turn are standing on the back of a giant turtle.

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The two halves of the cake are assembled, with cutoffs being stuffed into any gaps between the layers.

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A round cake entirely covered in buttercream.

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Full turtle shell on a buttercreamed cake.

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Four wooden dowels poke out of the top of a turtle cake, and one of the dowels has four grey sugarpaste cylinders stuck around it.

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Sugarpaste elephants complete with tusks, tails, eyes and trunks. Two of the elephants have toothpicks sticking out of their front legs, supporting their trunks.

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Several tools and craft items, as listed next on the page.

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The Don't Panic guy from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

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Two dragons entwined in a yin-yan-like design, surrounded by gold beads.

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A glass ivy bowl decorated with netted beads.

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An instructional graphic showing how to do the square stitch with seed beads.

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Blue and white stained glass orca, or killer whale.

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The Beading Ring, spelled out in peyote-stitched beads.

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The word Next spelled out in peyote-stitched beads.

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A sample of pretend notes which are highlighted according to the colour scheme above, with the associated letters written in the margin.

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A sugarcrafted cake in the shape of a turkey, above the words Sugarpaste Webring.

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Many tiny googly eyes glue onto a red wooden bead.

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A sprig of lily of the valley, consisting of small white bell-shaped flowers and large leaves, made out of beads.

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Two red poppies behind a large white trillium, all made out of beads on wire.

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A little naked fairy is perched atop a chocolate stump.

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The Discworld cake with a slice taken out of it.

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The Discworld cake decimated after being eaten.

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A tree made from wire, sequin leaves, and purple 'berries.'

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A miniature tree made of wire and orange beads.

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A cake made in the shape of a brown leather backpack, complete with sugarpaste straps and a US flag patch.

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A cake in the shape of the logo for Apple Computers, an apple with a bite out of it in rainbow striped colours.

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An Egyptian-style three-tiered necklace made of blue and green ceramic beads and gold lotus-shaped drops.

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Two Egyptian-style bracelets made with coloured ceramic beads and gold wire.

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A sprig of white pointed flowers made out of beads.

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Beaded flowers in an arrangement, includes birds of paradise and anthurium.

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A miniature tree made out of white wire and green beads, mounted on a wooden base.

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Red spagdragon flowers made out of beads.

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Three tiers of terra cotta pots hold strawberry plants made out of beads. The strawberries vary in size from white buds to full, red berries.

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Plastic beads with numbers printed on them are arranged on wire to form Pascal's Triangle.

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A green-skinned goblin wielding a bloody sword above his head.

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A tiny treasure chest made out of polymer clay, that really opens and closes.

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Detail of a cake in the shape of an enormous taco.

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Several little sugarpaste people march down a cake decorated to look like a road. They hold signs saying things like Ban the Bomb, No Nukes, and with peace symbols.

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An instructional graphic showing how to use wire and beads to make miniature trees.

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A tub with beads had a spindle coming out of it, and turning the spindle whilst holding a hook in the beads causes the beads to jump onto the hook.

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A large ogre with dark green skin, plenty of armour, a huge sword with chips out of it, and a dead pig hanging from his belt.

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A partially skeletonized evil cleric with purple and red robes, carrying a gilded book and decorated staff.

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A medium-sized dragon, painted gold with red-metallic shading. The wings have red, brown, and green shading and highlighting.

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An Egyptian-style sarcophagus, but in place of the face is a skull. The lid is decorated elaborately. Inside is a mummy, pushin the lid open to come out.

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Crouching ghast with a bloody human skull in one hand. The skull still has an eye remaining in it. The ghast's spine protrudes through his muscles.

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A handsome man with long dark hair, a goatee, and piercing blue eyes is sitting on the edge of a marble fountain.

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A-Prompt symbol for level A conformance. A green checkmark in a rainbow logo is on the left. On top are the words A-Prompt in black bold. Underneath is a large green capital A.

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A simple illustration of how to assemble styrofoam dummies and cake dowels to form a strong stand for the cake.

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A simple illustration of how to place the bottom half of the cake on the stand.

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A photo showing two sugarpaste-covered cake halves joined roughly, sitting on the cake stand.

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On the left: original painting called The Painter's Honeymoon, depicting an artist in medieval clothes working while holding the hand of a young woman. On the right: a photo of Anthony LaPaglia.

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Anthony LaPaglia poses in front of a window in Toronto during the Toronto Film Festival screening of The Guys.

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