{"id":297,"date":"2015-08-10T10:33:50","date_gmt":"2015-08-10T10:33:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/?p=297"},"modified":"2015-08-10T10:33:50","modified_gmt":"2015-08-10T10:33:50","slug":"in-england-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2015\/08\/10\/in-england-3\/","title":{"rendered":"In England&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<g:plusone href=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2015\/08\/10\/in-england-3\/\" size=\"standard\"     ><\/g:plusone><p>&#8230;cars warn you that if you put short people in a backwards capital L in the front seat, the air bag may deploy and turn the person red as they are sent flying through the air because apparently backwards letter Ls contain no restraints.<\/p>\n<p>After this happens, you are required to read a book about the alphabet from the last page about the letter &#8216;h&#8217; through to the first page about the letter &#8216;i&#8217;.  Presumably this is so you can spell, &#8220;Hi, sorry we made you all red and airborne.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Although you&#8217;d think they&#8217;d also require you to get through to the letter &#8216;l&#8217; to see how to properly install your person-containing letters.  That&#8217;s government cutbacks for you.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_298\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/airbagwarning.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-298\" src=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/airbagwarning-1024x575.jpg\" alt=\"airbag warning\" width=\"640\" height=\"359\" class=\"size-large wp-image-298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/airbagwarning-1024x575.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/airbagwarning-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/airbagwarning.jpg 1916w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-298\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This needs a speech balloon that says, &#8220;WAHHH!&#8221;  But of course, not &#8220;WHOAH!&#8221; because that&#8217;d be <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/kQFKtI6gn9Y?t=3m58s\">just wrong<\/a>.<\/p><\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;cars warn you that if you put short people in a backwards capital L in the front seat, the air bag may deploy and turn the person red as they are sent flying through the air because apparently backwards letter Ls contain no restraints. After this happens, you are required to read a book about &#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2015\/08\/10\/in-england-3\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,15,29,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-kimberlychapman","post-297","format-standard","category-deliberately-misread-signs","category-in-england","category-lost-in-translation","category-prevalence-of-python"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=297"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":304,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions\/304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}