{"id":268,"date":"2015-04-11T21:57:23","date_gmt":"2015-04-11T21:57:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/?p=268"},"modified":"2015-04-11T21:57:23","modified_gmt":"2015-04-11T21:57:23","slug":"these-are-the-klingons-and-sharknadoes-in-your-neighbourhood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2015\/04\/11\/these-are-the-klingons-and-sharknadoes-in-your-neighbourhood\/","title":{"rendered":"These Are The Klingons and Sharknadoes In Your Neighbourhood"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/g:plusone>

OMG.<\/p>\n

YOU GUIZE.<\/p>\n

SRSLY.<\/p>\n

The house next to the Klingon School of Danger<\/a> (or as Peo calls it, the Evil Sharknado Lab<\/a>) is for sale!<\/p>\n

\"house<\/a>

See? The red door is the School of Danger\/Evil Sharknado Lab! You can see the sign beside it. Of course the sign actually says something about a dance studio, but that’s hardly as much fun.<\/p><\/div>\n

I said to Peo, “We should totally buy that house. It’s probably only like a million pounds.”<\/p>\n

I was close<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\"house<\/a>

It’s actually three separate apartments inside. That means more victims for the bat’leth testing and\/or shark tanks.<\/p><\/div>\n

Peo replied, “But who would want to live next to a Klingon School of Danger?!”<\/p>\n

I said, “Klingons would, duh! Especially if they were students of the school. Think of the convenience!”<\/p>\n

Peo rolled her eyes at me and asked, “Okay but what humans<\/em> would want to live there?”<\/p>\n

\"park<\/a>

Perhaps humans who want to live across from beautiful parks and gardens like this.<\/p><\/div>\n

I suggested, “Well maybe someone who prefers it as a sharknado lab would like to live there.”<\/p>\n

She said, “That still seems kind of dangerous, don’t you think?”<\/p>\n

I shrugged and said, “Either beats living next to a dance school unless the walls are really thick.”<\/p>\n

Peo then went on to explain that a School of Danger would be louder, but that’s because she’s never had to suffer a really strict dance teacher.<\/p>\n

In other news, we walked past the house with the Playmobil figure<\/a> again (which is right around the corner) and he keeps moving. Sometimes his arms are up. On this day, his head was facing a different direction than my last post:<\/p>\n

\"playmobil<\/a>

Don’t blink. He can’t. He doesn’t have eyelids.<\/p><\/div>\n

Peo says she wants to live on that street and have those people for neighbours.<\/p>\n

I want all of Cambridge to be my neighbourhood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OMG. YOU GUIZE. SRSLY. The house next to the Klingon School of Danger (or as Peo calls it, the Evil Sharknado Lab) is for sale! I said to Peo, “We should totally buy that house. It’s probably only like a million pounds.” I was close: Peo replied, “But who would want to live next to … [Read more…]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,3,20,12,25,30],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-kimberlychapman","4":"post-268","6":"format-standard","7":"category-cambridge-is-gorgeous","8":"category-england-is-weird","9":"category-random-nerdery","10":"category-sharknado","11":"category-star-trek-references","12":"category-tee-hee"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":274,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions\/274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}