{"id":201,"date":"2015-01-13T22:44:33","date_gmt":"2015-01-13T22:44:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/?p=201"},"modified":"2015-01-13T22:44:33","modified_gmt":"2015-01-13T22:44:33","slug":"the-dreams-of-a-little-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2015\/01\/13\/the-dreams-of-a-little-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dreams of a Little Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<g:plusone href=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2015\/01\/13\/the-dreams-of-a-little-girl\/\" size=\"standard\"     ><\/g:plusone><p>The rain made the windows of the bus foggy today.  As the bus went downtown I said to Peo, &#8220;We&#8217;re passing the <a href=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2015\/01\/04\/my-middle-name-is-qob\/\">Klingon School of Danger<\/a> right now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Peo said, &#8220;But with the fogged windows, I can&#8217;t read the sign!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I replied, &#8220;That&#8217;s okay, because it just means the sign says whatever you want it to say.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She thought about that for a moment and then asked, &#8220;Can it say, &#8216;EVIL SHARKNADO LAB&#8217;?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I said, &#8220;Yes.  Yes it can.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This made her very, very happy.<\/p>\n<p>At dinner when we recounted this to Corran and he wanted there to be a &#8220;Good Sharknado Lab&#8221; to offset the evil, I pointed out that there could simply be a string of ever more evil labs.<\/p>\n<p>Then Peo asked, &#8220;Do you have to put a goatee on the bottom of the building so you can tell which one is the real evil one?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nerd parenting.  We haz that.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/evilsharknadolab.jpg\" alt=\"evil sharknado lab\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-204\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/evilsharknadolab.jpg 600w, https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/evilsharknadolab-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The rain made the windows of the bus foggy today. As the bus went downtown I said to Peo, &#8220;We&#8217;re passing the Klingon School of Danger right now.&#8221; Peo said, &#8220;But with the fogged windows, I can&#8217;t read the sign!&#8221; So I replied, &#8220;That&#8217;s okay, because it just means the sign says whatever you want &#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2015\/01\/13\/the-dreams-of-a-little-girl\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,20,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-kimberlychapman","post-201","format-standard","category-linguistic-mastery","category-random-nerdery","category-sharknado"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":205,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions\/205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}