{"id":182,"date":"2014-11-21T12:56:18","date_gmt":"2014-11-21T12:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/?p=182"},"modified":"2014-11-21T12:56:18","modified_gmt":"2014-11-21T12:56:18","slug":"one-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-other","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2014\/11\/21\/one-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-other\/","title":{"rendered":"One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other"},"content":{"rendered":"<g:plusone href=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2014\/11\/21\/one-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-other\/\" size=\"standard\"     ><\/g:plusone><p>The Tesco robot never watched Sesame Street.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_183\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-183\" src=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/funnelgrater.png\" alt=\"funnel not available so it offers a grater\" width=\"600\" height=\"251\" class=\"size-full wp-image-183\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/funnelgrater.png 600w, https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/funnelgrater-300x125.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-183\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The more you think about this, the more your brain will hurt.<\/p><\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Tesco robot never watched Sesame Street.<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-kimberlychapman","post-182","format-standard","category-what-the-actual-fuck"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":185,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182\/revisions\/185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}