{"id":151,"date":"2014-11-11T18:27:38","date_gmt":"2014-11-11T18:27:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/?p=151"},"modified":"2014-11-11T18:27:38","modified_gmt":"2014-11-11T18:27:38","slug":"i-have-excuses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2014\/11\/11\/i-have-excuses\/","title":{"rendered":"I Have Excuses"},"content":{"rendered":"<g:plusone href=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2014\/11\/11\/i-have-excuses\/\" size=\"standard\"     ><\/g:plusone><p>I have been remiss in updating because Halloween and the Birmingham cake show were kicking my ass.  But those are over with now, so I hope to soon post lots of stuff that&#8217;s been piling up.  I also need to post my cake show results over at <a href=\"http:\/\/eat-the-evidence.com\">Eat the Evidence<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>But generally speaking, I get a lot less done than I intend each day because I am homeschooling Peo and Robin likes to climb up beside me whenever I&#8217;m on the computer and grin into my peripheral vision until I acknowledge how cute she is.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_153\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-153\" src=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/11-4-14-robinpeeking1.jpg\" alt=\"Robin grinning at me\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" class=\"size-full wp-image-153\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/11-4-14-robinpeeking1.jpg 500w, https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/11-4-14-robinpeeking1-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-153\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Robin uses her CUTE GRIN.  It is SUPER EFFECTIVE.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Or if that doesn&#8217;t get her enough attention, she just sticks her finger in my ear.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_157\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-157\" src=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/2014-nov11-robinfingerear.gif\" alt=\"She&#039;s shoving her baby wisdom directly into my brain.  Lucky me.  Because nothing helps me write my next romance novel like a Wet Willie.\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" class=\"size-full wp-image-157\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-157\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">She&#8217;s shoving her baby wisdom directly into my brain.  Lucky me.  Because nothing helps me write my next romance novel like a Wet Willie.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>So&#8230;yeah.  Be patient.  More monkeyloo goodness coming soon.<\/p>\n<p>And someone pass the cotton swabs, please.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been remiss in updating because Halloween and the Birmingham cake show were kicking my ass. But those are over with now, so I hope to soon post lots of stuff that&#8217;s been piling up. I also need to post my cake show results over at Eat the Evidence. 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