{"id":130,"date":"2014-10-12T20:27:05","date_gmt":"2014-10-12T20:27:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/?p=130"},"modified":"2014-10-12T20:27:05","modified_gmt":"2014-10-12T20:27:05","slug":"hypermarket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2014\/10\/12\/hypermarket\/","title":{"rendered":"Hypermarket"},"content":{"rendered":"<g:plusone href=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2014\/10\/12\/hypermarket\/\" size=\"standard\"     ><\/g:plusone><p>As we were driving yesterday Peo suddenly exclaimed, &#8220;Ooo, a <em>hypermarket<\/em>!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I said, &#8220;<em>No<\/em>.  You have more than enough hyper already.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_133\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.co.uk\/maps\/@51.7311015,-0.3009484,3a,30y,182.6h,92.64t\/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1s6WeVIh_t4Rs6PQyWFGRxtg!2e0?hl=en\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-133\" src=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/hypermarket.png\" alt=\"hypermarket street sign\" width=\"500\" height=\"722\" class=\"size-full wp-image-133\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/hypermarket.png 500w, https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/hypermarket-207x300.png 207w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-133\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I don&#8217;t know what a hypermarket actually is but as a parent I&#8217;m utterly terrified of the concept.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>(Okay <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hypermarket\">I looked it up<\/a> but I swear I&#8217;ve never heard the term before.)<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As we were driving yesterday Peo suddenly exclaimed, &#8220;Ooo, a hypermarket!&#8221; I said, &#8220;No. You have more than enough hyper already.&#8221; (Okay I looked it up but I swear I&#8217;ve never heard the term before.)<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-kimberlychapman","post-130","format-standard","category-england-is-weird","category-parenting","category-silly-shopping"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":135,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions\/135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}