{"id":111,"date":"2014-09-27T20:38:47","date_gmt":"2014-09-27T20:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/?p=111"},"modified":"2014-09-27T20:38:47","modified_gmt":"2014-09-27T20:38:47","slug":"in-england-horses-get-traffic-lights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2014\/09\/27\/in-england-horses-get-traffic-lights\/","title":{"rendered":"In England&#8230;Horses Get Traffic Lights"},"content":{"rendered":"<g:plusone href=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2014\/09\/27\/in-england-horses-get-traffic-lights\/\" size=\"standard\"     ><\/g:plusone><p>I&#8217;ve been very busy with travels and a small cake competition entry for the last week or so, so I haven&#8217;t had time to finish any of the lengthy posts I&#8217;ve started writing for this blog.<\/p>\n<p>I have, however, been amassing a collection of odd\/funny things I see as we travel around, so I&#8217;m starting a series of quick posts called &#8220;In England&#8230;&#8221; in which I will share these photos, sometimes deliberately misinterpreted for comedic effect, or sometimes posted as-is for general amusement.  Usually a mixture of both.<\/p>\n<p>Here are some pedestrian crossing signals near the Wellington Arch in London.  Note the absence of an actual human pedestrian&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_112\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-112\" src=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-sep26-horselight1.jpg\" alt=\"red horse light\" width=\"600\" height=\"594\" class=\"size-full wp-image-112\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-sep26-horselight1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-sep26-horselight1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-sep26-horselight1-300x297.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-112\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Whoa!<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_113\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-sep26-horselight2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-113\" src=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-sep26-horselight2.jpg\" alt=\"green horse light\" width=\"600\" height=\"571\" class=\"size-full wp-image-113\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-sep26-horselight2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/2014-sep26-horselight2-300x285.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-113\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Giddyap!  Also: self-driving bicycles.  All humans must be mounted on horses, as shown in The Brochure.  Centaurs allowed with appropriate licensing.<\/p><\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been very busy with travels and a small cake competition entry for the last week or so, so I haven&#8217;t had time to finish any of the lengthy posts I&#8217;ve started writing for this blog. 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