{"id":109,"date":"2014-09-20T06:40:40","date_gmt":"2014-09-20T06:40:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/?p=109"},"modified":"2014-09-20T06:40:40","modified_gmt":"2014-09-20T06:40:40","slug":"nado-dendum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2014\/09\/20\/nado-dendum\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Nado &#8216;Dendum"},"content":{"rendered":"<g:plusone href=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2014\/09\/20\/nado-dendum\/\" size=\"standard\"     ><\/g:plusone><p><em>Referencing the <a href=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2014\/09\/18\/of-sharks-and-trains\/\">previous post<\/a> about weather, sharknados, and bus accidents&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This morning we checked the forecast and noted that it had actually improved since last night.<\/p>\n<p>Me: So when the forecast keeps getting better as you refresh, is that predicting a minnownado?  Or wet hankies?  A wethankienado?  And they go FTPFTUPFTPFTUP on you?<\/p>\n<p>Corran: As long as it&#8217;s moving away from piranhanado.  Or a Ralphnado.<\/p>\n<p>Me: AUUUGGGHHHH!<\/p>\n<p>But upon reflection, a Ralphnado might put seatbelts on busses and fix some of the other consumer issues we&#8217;ve been having lately.  Hrm&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>PS: If you need nightmare fuel, go <a href=\"http:\/\/bildungblog.blogspot.co.uk\/2013\/07\/blog-post_1184.html\">see what I found<\/a> when I googled for an image for this post. <\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Referencing the previous post about weather, sharknados, and bus accidents&#8230; This morning we checked the forecast and noted that it had actually improved since last night. Me: So when the forecast keeps getting better as you refresh, is that predicting a minnownado? Or wet hankies? A wethankienado? And they go FTPFTUPFTPFTUP on you? Corran: As &#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/2014\/09\/20\/nado-dendum\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,5,12,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["entry","post","publish","author-kimberlychapman","post-109","format-standard","category-other-nados","category-random-imaginary-acts-of-violence","category-sharknado","category-weather"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":110,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions\/110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}