{"id":62,"date":"2014-09-09T18:01:18","date_gmt":"2014-09-09T18:01:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/?page_id=62"},"modified":"2014-09-09T18:01:18","modified_gmt":"2014-09-09T18:01:18","slug":"friends-of-the-loo","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/friends-of-the-loo\/","title":{"rendered":"Friends of the Loo"},"content":{"rendered":"<g:plusone href=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/friends-of-the-loo\/\" size=\"standard\"     ><\/g:plusone><p>I&#8217;m betting when the landlord installed this toilet seat, he never imagined there&#8217;d be a blog about it, or that my friends and other random people from the internet would want to visit it.  Because nothing says, &#8220;remember that it&#8217;s 999 here and not 911&#8221; as clearly as random people wanting to use your bathroom because they read about it online.<\/p>\n<p>So no, if you&#8217;re a random stranger I&#8217;m not letting you have access to the loo.  If you&#8217;re my friend, though, hell yes c&#8217;mon over!<\/p>\n<p>Below are friends who visited the loo and consented\/requested\/were blackmailed into having that publicly listed:<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<th>Name<\/th>\n<th>Date Visited<\/th>\n<th>Photo<\/th>\n<th>Comments<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Nikki C.<\/td>\n<td>Sep. 01 2014<\/td>\n<td>&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td>&#8220;In the words of Peo, I liked peeing on the monkey face, although I didn&#8217;t really pee on its face. That would be rude &#038; I am recently toilet trained.&#8221;\ufeff<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Chad H.<\/td>\n<td>Sep. 02 2014<\/td>\n<td>Coming Soon<\/td>\n<td>Coming Soon<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m betting when the landlord installed this toilet seat, he never imagined there&#8217;d be a blog about it, or that my friends and other random people from the internet would want to visit it. Because nothing says, &#8220;remember that it&#8217;s 999 here and not 911&#8221; as clearly as random people wanting to use your bathroom &#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/friends-of-the-loo\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["entry","page","publish","author-kimberlychapman","post-62"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/62\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74,"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/62\/revisions\/74"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}