{"id":39,"date":"2014-09-08T21:24:12","date_gmt":"2014-09-08T21:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/?page_id=39"},"modified":"2014-09-08T21:24:12","modified_gmt":"2014-09-08T21:24:12","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/kimberlychapman.com\/monkeyloo\/about\/","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/g:plusone>

Who Are You and Where Else Can I Cyberstalk You?<\/h3>\n

I’m a Canadian author, crafter, activist, and mom who usually lives in Austin TX but is spending a year in the UK.<\/p>\n

Other Websites\/Blogs<\/h4>\n

KimberlyChapman.com<\/a> – contains lots of stuff including my craft pages<\/a> full of mostly free patterns and tutorials for knitting<\/a>, beading<\/a>, cake decorating<\/a>, and more.<\/p>\n

Eat-The-Evidence.com<\/a> – my cake decorating and food blog. Reasonably family-friendly, as in I don’t swear there and I try to keep the Wolverine lust<\/a> to a minimum<\/a>.<\/p>\n

FindingGaia.com<\/a> – all about my latest novel, including an author blog<\/a> that will feature some posts as I do research for the prequels here in the UK and an in-character blog<\/a> in case this Monkeyloo thing doesn’t contain enough swearing for you.<\/p>\n

My Novels<\/h4>\n
\"Sorrows<\/a>

Sorrows of Adoration, my previously published novel, re-released for free.<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Finding<\/a>

Finding Gaia, my latest novel. Self-published but professionally edited.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Social Media<\/h4>\n

Google+<\/a> – my main social media outlet. Warning that I frequently post about lefty politics, feminism, science, atheism, pro-vaccine stuff, pro-choice stuff, cakes\/food, and copious quantities of random nerdery. Don’t follow me there if you don’t like that stuff because I am quick with a banhammer to troublemakers.<\/p>\n

Twitter<\/a> – I don’t do much on here but I will respond to Tweets if you ping me.<\/p>\n

Facebook<\/a> – Generally only as required as part of my volunteering with the cake club. Don’t expect me to interact with you there unless it’s about Austin area cake events. I hate Facebook. Haaaaaaaaate it.<\/p>\n

Related Sites<\/h4>\n

Peo’s Adventures in The UK<\/a> – my daughter’s blog about the trip.<\/p>\n

Capital Confectioners<\/a> – the cake club I serve as Secretary on the board, PR for the cake show, and more.<\/p>\n

Why Are You Writing About a Toilet\/Loo?<\/h3>\n

See the introductory post<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Isn’t It Rude To Write About a Toilet\/Loo?<\/h3>\n

Yes. I swear a whole fucking lot too. If you don’t like cheek, rudeness, swearing, and occasional run-on sentences of insanity, you won’t like this blog. Perhaps you’d prefer something like this<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Wait, Isn’t That Actually A Baby Orangutan?<\/h3>\n

You’re clearly one of Jane Goodall’s fact-wielding thugs getting in the way of my fatigue-based potty humour. Also, obviously this is a monkey in disguise as a baby orangutan and you fell for it, you foolish mortal. And it’s behind you right now but you can’t see it because it’s also a pedant-stalking ninja.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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